blurryedges:

privatecells:

Jesus Christ my flatmates boyfriend is dull as fuck.

Might I suggest a whetstone? They’re sole purpose is making things less dull.

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Plus I figure you could beat him in the face with it.

That is the perfect amount of wit and sass that I would expect from you. And in good time.
Sound ;)

andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

(via consultingtimelordoftherings)

Anonymous:
what was in the bottle thing?

A letter

fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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(Source: hashtaglmao, via consultingtimelordoftherings)

Jesus Christ my flatmates boyfriend is dull as fuck.